The second best pun I’ve ever encountered in the wild was when I was walking down the street in a “hip” part of Seattle and saw a couple of Budweiser cans thrown into a bush. And I said to a random stranger walking nearby “damn, the local beer harvest is really poor this year”. And the random stranger responded “give it time, they’re only buds”.
why is this the second what the fuck could top that
College students in nice suits for no reason triggers my fight or flight response
It’s good practice to distrust business students
Tired: engineering and humanities/art students hating each other
Wired: Everybody hating business students
i ate 6 sandwiches in like 4 minutes and now i can’t move
I can offer mouth to mouth.
don’t you dare extract any of my sandwiches
you fucks better start using colored text everywhere like you’re a school girl who just got a pack of glitter pens for her 12th birthday
Or a pen with multiple colors
*click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *cliiiiiiiick*
- It’s gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
- there’s nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
- I bless the rains down in Africa
- it’s gonna take some time to do the things we never had